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Once Upon a Time...
Once upon a time, not too long ago, there lived a little girl that science just couldn't seem to help. Though they tried and tried the doctors and all the kings men just couldn't figure out what was wrong to make her better again.
Time went on, and some things got better, and others worse. The little girl in our story grew up and went to work.
She loved art and history the most, so she became a Historical Preservationist. The doctors couldn't help her though and one day, after all the guests left, she crept in to do her work: restoring one of America's favorite theme parks, and she fell. And she didn't get up. She needed help. And from that day forward, she would always need help.
Being the beautiful little girl in our story she screamed, "The Heck With It! If I'll never be able to walk or see right again: I'm going to have beautiful skin!"
~And that's how Smalazar's Miracle Oil was born. True Story.
Thank You Ms. Smalazar!
We will always do everything you did right and we will always do everything that you did wrong that makes Smalazar's Miracle Oil special!
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